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What If...

Can you imagine Mary Jane about to meet Peter for the first time, deliver the famous words and then Gwen shows up at the door before she can knock? So many ways that scenario could play out.

Mary Jane: Um, hi.

Gwen (coldly): Hi.

MJ (looking back, feeling a bit akward): ....

Gwen: What are you doing here?

MJ: I've got a date with Peter Paker.

Gwen: Excuse me?

MJ: Just what I said, I've got--

Gwen: I know what you said! You actually think you're going to move in on my man?

MJ: OK.

1. Last time I heard, Peter was unattached.

2. Girl-who-gets-knocked-off-a-bridge-and-killed-and-loses-Peter-to-a-redhead says "what."

Gwen: Now see here! Wait, what?

Comments

As a joke; tis sincerely amusing

But Pete & Gwen started dating a while after Amazing Spider-Man #050, but that wouldn't stop Gwen from being jealous of another girl in the life of the man she admires the most
Gwen evens said there wasn't a jealous bone in her body, but the way she and MJ got all Betty and Veronica over Peter, that obviously wasn't true.

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